I bought a flamethrower

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Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla Motors just unveiled a product hotter than two rats banging each other backs out in a wool sock(That image is in your brain now).

I bought a flamethrower

Why Though?

Elon Musk’s Boring Company manufactured 20,000 flamethrowers because of a promise he made stating that if he sold 50,000 Boring hats, he would produce one of the safest flamethrowers. Staying true to his word he retailed the unit at a hot $500 bucks. Although expensive, this hot commodity sold out in just 4 days grossing a sizzling $10,000,000.


The flamethrowers are “a super terrible idea”. Our modern day  Ironman warned us not to buy the flamethrower unless they happen to like “fun”. Me being a Tesla Model 3 placeholder and fanboy of Elon Musk, I couldn’t stop myself from ordering the product. 

Money to burn

I literally have no idea what I’m going to do with this flamethrower. One thing is for sure, everywhere I go is going to be lit! Maybe I can use this to burn some unwanted fat off my body. Regardless of the use, I think it’s fun because Elon said so.

Hi haters

The burning question would be, “Is it legal?”. Lawmakers are trying to extinguish the fun by raising concerns about the use of the product. Fortunately for us hot heads, it is legal as long as the flame is under 10 feet…which it is. This product will be shipped in the spring just in time to warm up the summer.

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